"like Ghengis Khan on an iron horse, a monster steed with a fiery anus, flat out through the eye of a beer can and up your daughter's leg with no quarter asked and none given..."

Hunter S. Thompson

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Diary Except

Most of my diary is personal, but this last except was pretty low key so I figured i'd put it up because I am too lazy to rewrite what happened (it's nothing too crazy)


Didn't write yesterday, as when we got into the campsite we were sketched out and wanted to crash so we could get out Early.
We rolled out of Waldport pretty early, it was cold but clear. Rode south along the Oregon coast. Unbelieveble riding. Curly roads right along the ocean, occasionally branching off through the tree's but mostly with the pacific on the right and the hills and forests on the left. After an hour or so of smooth ocean the beaches turned to cliffs and jagged rocks, and boulders rose out of the sea like the mangled teeth of some fossilized titan. Great views.
After a breakfast of Chicken fried chicken (don't ask why they don't just call it fried chicken) we rode basically straight south to California. Called my Uncle Dan to tell him we were coming, and he told us to take our time and see the trees.
We crossed the border and almost instantly were in the coastal redwood forests. 101 goes straight through them, and as we got deeper the tree's got bigger. Until they were fucking massive. We stopped at the 'drive through Redwood' and paid three bucks to get in. We thought it would be a long winding road to a massive redwood deep in the woods, it turned out to be a massive redwood two hundred yards from the booth. The tree was about 1200 years old. When they are struck by lighting sometimes the cores die, and the tree keeps growing, which is what happened to this tree. The hole wasn't massive, maybe the size of a small car, but it was pretty cool, despite being  a total tourist trap.
The woman who sold us the tickets told us of some other sights we had to see. She talked on and on. She told us to take the old highway 101, which was the scenic route through the heart of the forest, and to stop at the Big Tree, which had a sign that had said it was 1500 years old since she moved here fifty years ago. She complained about how we age, but the trees stay the same. decent point.
We rolled on and took the scenic route. The tree's stretched up hundreds of feet above us. I let Yann go ahead and saw how tiny his bike looked next to the redwoods. We really are inconsequential. We stopped to hug some trees. When you look up at them from right next to the base your eyes follow the bark all the way up into the canopy. Often it corkscrews and you don't notice unless you look straight up because they are so fricking huge.
We saw the big tree, which was really big. 1500+ years old (at least 1550). What a beast. I wonder at all the things it must have seen.
After scenic 101 gets bck to Normal 101 the trees thin out. We tailed a truck covered with redwood 2x4s the last couple miles out of the park. By now it was dark. We drove another thirty miles until we were freezing cold and stopped at an RV/Campsite. It wasn't a park, and had no late pay option we could fake, so we decided to set alarms and wake up at 6 and get out hopefully without paying. Passed out pronto.

Woke up today at 6:08, and were packed by 6:25. As we drove out of the campsite some woman yelled at us from the RV by the gate, but we just drove past.
We got off on Avenue of the Giants, which goes through the second major Sequoia (Redwoods are Sequoias, there are two kinds, the coastal, which are slightly older, thinner, and taller, and the inland which are fatter, or something like that) grove in Humboldt park. These tree's were also insanely huge. We watched the clouds slowly burn off the mountains as we drove past the trees real slowly, wondering at their size, stopping to hike into the woods a couple of times.
After the Avenue of the Giants we got back on 101. We stopped for breakfast at a little breakfast joint, which was Organic up the wazoo. Our waitress was one of two incredibly good looking twins, and the third waittress was their mother, who wasn't so bad herself. They told us about wine tasting and Route 1 west, which is a longer but more scenic route. The owner of the restaurant came in and sat further down the bar from us, and we talked to her and told her about our journey. She told us how she had used to have a motorcycle back in the day, and she had opened the restaurant 27 years before. She said she wished the girls could meet nice guys like us. I don't know how nice we are, but I sure wish we could meet some girls like them. I wanted to stay and ask one out to dinner (not sure how I would have picked), but it was far too early in the day to stop. I was tempted for the next fifty miles to come back some day later and try for a date, and who knows, maybe next time in California.
We kept on and then hit 1 west to 1 south. 101 turns into a major highway and goes inland at this point, while 1 west goes back to the coast and runs along it south into San Francisco, through Mendicino and Sonoma county. 1 west may have been the best road we have driven so far. nonstop twisty turns through georgous redwood forests (not as huge but still beautiful) for miles and miles. Each turn made us slow down to twenty miles per hour, and the turns were lined up one after the other. We curled up through the hills and back down through the woods.
After thirty miles we emerged onto a straightaway and the world filled with mist, and through it the giants teeth rising out of the pacific ocean appeared ahead. Clouds blowing off the saltwater enshrouded us as we continued on 1 south, directly along the coast, with white verbena and yellow buttercups and golden daisies lining the path towards the sea, and tall pines and curled moss covered trees reminiscent of middle earth covering the mountains rising up and stretching inland.
We followed this route through Mendicino county until we reached Fort Bragg, and fueled up at some two bit gas station, and then kept on south. It was cold, but the vistas took my breath away as much as the wind.
Another hour or so south and 1 south hits 128 east which leads back to 101 south, which we needed to take to San Francisco. 128 East led us into another redwood grove, this one just as majestic as the last, with ancient giants rising on the left and a dry riverbed with more trees on the far side stretching away to the right. We cruised through nice and slow, visors up, soaking in the grandor of nature. We stopped to hike and walk along a fallen redwood trunk, ten feet tall, and I drank a drop of water out of a hollow tuber. It was clear and sweet and tasted green.
After the forests the road enters wine country. Neat lines of grapes began to pattern the hills. We stopped at the first winery we saw for a tasting. I greatly impressed the lady who poured us our tastes by guessing the predominant flavors in all of the wines. I even described the smokyness of one Pinot Noir which had been made during 2008, when forest fires greatly affected the wine crop. The wines were excellent. Some good Pinot Noir, though I'm not ussually a big fan, and a delicious Syrah, as well as a not half bad Sauv Blanc (but still no Sancerre). We continued on and went to two more wineries, tasting at each. Almost all the wines were excellent, we tried one Noir Blanc champagne which was weak and a rose which was godawful, but other then that I found most to be pleasant and delicious. We were careful not to get drunk, and kept on riding.
In Wine country, for the first time in a few days, it got warm. We went down to T-shirts and kept on, riding past Mendecino and deep into Sonoma county.
An hour of curvy roads later and we were back on 101 South. It's a big highway at this point, not too exciting. Warm mixed up with occasional bursts of insanely cold air from the coast. Very strange.
The ride was fine until we got close to San Francisco. Then it got really windy. My front tire is done, it needs to be changed, the tread mark is not only reached but is all but gone, and it doesn't break anymore and the wind was blowing the front of my bike six inches back and forth. Ten miles out of San Francisco clouds covered the road. It got really cold. We figured we were close, and bore through it.
We passed the Golden Gate bridge unable to see more then fifty feet, with ice cold mist droplets spitting all over out hands and necks. Our directions to my Uncle Daniel and Aunt Deedee's house were wrong, but we had the Address, and after wandering for forty minutes through the city, going sixty or so blocks, we finally reached their house. I had to pry my fingers off the handlebars.
Uncle Dan welcomed us with open arms, and we got inside and warmed up. He was watching the Allstar game, and a few minutes later his buddy Johnny showed up. A half hour later and Aunt Deedee came in, and we hugged and said hello.
Oregon Coast, Giants teeth

More coast

California coast

HIghway 101

Yann Pee's off a redwood

Coast in Mendecino
We had dinner watching the game, the National League won, dinner was mexican style chicken breasts, rice, and veggies. After the game, Johnny and Uncle Dan wanted to take us out, so we went out and hit the town. We drove through Chinatown and all through San Francisco, stopping at a hopping spot to hit a few bars. It's tuesday, and the weather was awful, spitting nonstop, so it wasn't popping, but there were plenty of people about and the bars were full. We got drinks at three bars, looking at a beautiful blonde dancing at one of them, and then headed back. Johnny's a really cool guy, hes a professional artist and does oils of San Francisco in different spots, in a mostly realist fashion. We grabbed delcious Mexican food before getting back to the house. A super burrito with Carnita's. Yum yum. I just took a shower, and now I'm all caught up but it's like 3am, and I was up at 6. Good night.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Waiting on a storm in Seattle

Chilling at a Starbucks north of Seattle. Stopped because of horrible visibility, even though we are only forty miles north. Grabbed lunch at a delicious teryaki restaurant, with unbelievable home made Kim Chi. Next we ride to Seattle and meet up with Adam. Trip is going Great. Vancouver was lame, so we rode out last night at 2 am and crossed the border. Drove thirty miles, freezing cold, and pulled into a quote on quote RV resort. We hid our tent behind some parked RVs and passed out. We slept late, even though we woke up at 6:30, as per usual, we went back to sleep. We heard someone mowing a lawn, and started to pack up. Midway through two guys in a golf cart came to ask us what we were doing. We said we were with a family called Mitchell. That family didn't exist. They knew. We ended up just being honest with em and saying it was cold last night, we were traveling cross country and needed to crash. We'd be out of there in a few minutes. The guy was cool, he said he should charge us 28$ for a site, but we could just use it on gas. We packed up and left. Nice guy.

Epic Tan Lines John, good work. Outside of Whitecastle in Indianapolis

Delicious Bacon Wrapped Pork Roast in Chicago (Stuffed with mushrooms and more bacon and garlic)

Sweet Junk Sculpture in Baraboo, Wisconsin

Another sweet sculpture in Baraboo

Chilling at the bar in Durand, wisonsin, From left to right: John, Big Ted, Faith, Yann, Jessie

My bike on the road up to Mt Rushmore

Final Resting place of Wild Bill Hickock and Calamity Jane, in Deadwood, South Dakota

An Elk in Yellowstone

Not a bad view, in Yellowstone National park

THis amazing lady at the Hardware store in Jackson hole gave us Zipties because we couldn't afford to buy a pack, she was super friendly

This is the actual police station in some town in Montana (thats the marshall). Nice guy.
Hit serious storms south. Geared up, went 60 miles, but visibility was bad so here we are. Gonna post a few pictures from the past couple weeks. BTW we are almost at 4,000 miles.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Pictures of the past few days!



Us in Chicago with Daniel at Portellis eating traditional Chicago style hot dogs.



Chicago on the beach of the Great Lakes!


The Cheese Castle in Wisconsin... Had some great aged cheddar there!


Madison Wisconsin... a beautiful little state capital surrounded by lakes on all sides.


Some kid at a gas station in Minnesota who had fully restored a 1955 tractor, pretty cool.


Us at the Corn Palace in South Dakota, one of the top 4 attractions in the state (Rushmore, Deadwood and Wall Drug are the other 3 FYI...)..was pretty disappointing.


At Shardis Restaurant, voted number one breakfast place in the state of Wyoming by the Food Network! On the right is Gordon, one of the coolest guys we've met on this trip, who also introduced us to this place.



Us in Yellowstone, with Victor, Ivan's cousin. This park is incredibly beautiful!!

Almost 3000 miles and counting!

It's been quite an adventure since we last updated you guys on our travels. Since leaving Columbus Ohio, we have been through Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, South Dakota and finally Wyoming where we currently are.

We've seen quite amazing stuff so far, either on the road or off the road. On the road, it has been incredible to see the landscapes slowly change into new scenery. From flat crop fields to hills with cattle to barren and rocky surface in the badlands to mountains and the Grand Tetons in Wyoming.

The people we've met along the way have also made a huge difference to the trip. At every place we've camped or stayed at we make an effort to meet some of the locals to talk to and have a good time. In Duran, Wisconsin, a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, we were greeted with open arms and everyone wanted to hear about our adventure. We got to speak with the locals about their lives and really found out interesting things.

This trip so far has been an amazing experience and I am loving every second of it!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

The World is a Book, and those who do not Travel Read only a Page

It has always been my curse to be the last asleep and the first awake.  Or perhaps it is a blessing.  Here in Columbus, Ohio, the morning air is cool and fragrant and filled with the melody of birds.  After last night a dose of tranquility is just what the doctor ordered.

We intended to leave yesterday evening for Indianapolis but no sooner had we packed our bags and roared westward than the skies opened up, pelting us with drops of rain that stung like pricks from a needle.    We took shelter beneath an overpass to discuss our next move and there met a number of bikers,  one of whom pulled up on a beautiful Harley, wife on back, and posed for with us for a very soggy picture before struggling into his rain gear.  

The weather was an omen.  We were not meant to leave Columbus just yet.  So we turned our bikes around and rumbled back to enjoy the immensely appreciated hospitality of Ivan's old high school friend, Paul.  The moment we reached his home the skies cleared, the sun shown warm and bright and the day was absolutely gorgeous.  Perfect riding weather.  However, had we suited up and set out again Nature would no doubt have seen fit to drive us back so we stayed.  

Seeing as we were stuck in town another night we decided to knock on the door of Paul's very lovely neighbors, Erica and Ashley.  Paul, if you're reading this shame on you for not getting to know them sooner.  We threw together a party that shot by in a blur of beer pong, fist bumps and new faces.  A trio of black women strutted in, dressed so sumptuously they looked like a doo-wop group. They drank our beer and left, prompting a late night beer run.  I didn't mind. The eye candy was worth it.  There was Eddie with the long and wildly unkempt hair, Andrew the Microcenter manager who had to work the next morning but played a round of pong and partied with us anyway, and a slew of others whose names have left me but whose faces remain.



It's an absolute joy to meet so many new people but it's bittersweet knowing these are folks I'll probably never see again.  We've struck Indiana from the list.  Today we ride hard for Chicago and another of Ivan's friends.  Chicago, Columbus isn't much, but her people are amazing, and although their beer pong rules are whacked out beyond comprehension they know how to party.  You've got a lot to live up to--assuming Nature has seen fit to let us leave.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Awakening

Ernest Hemingway was one of America's great adventurers.  It's fitting that I am reading one of his greatest works on this, my greatest adventure.  There is a line in For Whom the Bell Tolls that really struck a chord for me.

"I am an old man who will live until I die."

I'm a fair ways away from being an old man, but three days into this trip and I've determined to live every day of my life until I die.  America is a beautiful, marvelous place, but this summer is a stepping stone paving the way to even greater adventure.  Today America, tomorrow the world.


On to more important things.  My odometer before the trip:


Let's see if I can up that number by about 10,000 or so before rolling back into Maryland.
Thunderstorm to get in and a thunderstorm to get out of columbus... Seems like were here another night